Hykarl's Blog!

Its been almost a year since i last updated this blog. Main reason i stopped blogging was because... originally, (refer to the post before this) a new blog was suppose to replace it. as you all know, that blog is an EPIC FAILURE. KEGAGALAN EPIK. btw, dont share ur blog with another person. it sarks. im just gonna update this blog frequently from now on!

So todays post is just to officially announce the re-opening of my blog and uhhh.. to tell my new, lovely college friends (wee~) that i actually HAVE a blog. For you guys who dont know anything about my blog, just read post that are before this. please excuse me if my english is baddd as I started writing this blog since i was... 15-ish? or was it 16?

it would mean ALOT to me if you guys can visit and comment on that fun box there >>>>>

ps. reading everything can kill you some time!

Hey guys, just wana let everyone know, me n kelvin tan are gonna start/share a new blog.. we've been doing some research online and it turns out, most malaysian bloggers that blog about gastronomical delights (known simply as, food) SUCK BIG TIME!! no offence.. they always use the word: nice, sedap ,delighting... they SELDOM describe the taste... so me n tan kelvin here, were gona START THE BEST FOOD BLOG IN MALAYSIA!!! YEAH!! cuz my blog not always update, i try to update this one more often.. cuz senang, u knw, no need so interesting.. n both of us always go interesting places :D soo just wait for it! KELVIN DONT POST NON-HALAL FOOD!!! I KILL U IF U POST PORK!! YEAH!!!






oh btw, at the end of the post, need to put:

posted by: Hykarl Sufardi/Kelvin Tan

just to know who post it! okays? chow and the blog will start tomorrow! :D or should we just do it here? dunno

Hoho, soo one day, im at home, no skool cuz that day no skool.. which means i no need go skool.. even though the skool was open but i no need go cuz i no need go..

soo when i was browsing random stuff, my sister came back from her nestle convention in penang! soo she brought back er.. rm800 ringgit worth of KIT KAT STUFF!!!!!!!! WOWOWOWOOWOWOW>>> BANYAK GILA!!! each box is worth rm80..






Dude, i even have the privilege to say : "Sis!! our fridge is overflowing with kit kat!! theres no more room for other stuff!!"

Soo wats the best thing to do when ur bored? grab a few Kit Kat, and watch....... GLEE!!!!!! WEEEEEE!!! i know all of their songs~ plus i added some to my blog here>>>>> I CANT WAIT FOR THE 2nd PART OF THE SEASON!!! DONT STOP, BELIEVING!!! xD... btw i enjoy singing to their songs! well duh, who doesnt... :P CHOW.. KIT KAT!

soo the story of the chicken.. in the pic, u'll see this very small shop (well it barely LOOKS like a shop) ok and this shop is located in Sri-UK.. that actually stands for Ulu Klang, not the united kingdom :D

Ok so the story starts with the question 'Hey dad, wats cooking tonight?' and he answered 'uhhhhhhhhh... wana buy fresh chicken and cook'? and i said 'oh hey sure :D'..

So we went to this shop that sells the fresh chickens of all... LIVE ONES!! (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK)(psychotic scream)soo basically, the purchase works out like this >> u go to the cages.. choose a chicken u like, they'll cut a few er... toes of the chicken? lol? to indicate that u picked it in case someone else was there.. and they slaughter it for you.. now comes the good part.. eheeeeeeeee, THEY PUT THE CHICKEN IN THE BOILER/DEATH MACHINE TO TAKE OUT ALL THE FEATHERS AND SUCH!! then they cut the stomach open and cleans it.. VOILA! UR OWN CHICKEN THAT WAS ALIVE 10 minutes ago in A PLASTIC BAG!!

btw, when we were there, the shop already close, soo we didnt pick up a chic.. and i heard about all the procedures from my dad who bought there a few weeks ago.. and he came home saying to my step mom, 'b, cook it while the blood is still warm!' LOL

so the point of my story is, imagine that ur a chicken in the cage.. every single day when a customer comes, ur gona scream, DONT PICK ME DONT PICK ME!!! LOL.. cuz no matter how ur body is, ur not safe.. if u have alot of meat on you, most ppl would choose you, but instead if ur skinny, then ppl who prefer skinny chickens and not wanting too much meat might pick you.. soo no chicken is safe in that cage.. thus the question pops up in their heads 'whos gona get picked and die today?'

dont get me wrong, i was actually quite happy when i saw the chics when the shop is closed, they were resting, at peace.. cuz tonight, nobody gets to die and each of them will see daylight again.. until tomorrow comes and the question pops again.. xD

oh and we ended up feasting in sushi king.. God help me. I love sushi.. :D.. peace out.. DAWGS!!

HOMG.. soo i went to a chilly farm in a place called 'lubuk china' which means... umm... 'chinese hole'.. dun ask me.. really dunno why... aaand there was a chilly farm there! the place is sumwhere near the border of negeri sembilan and melaka... when i first looked at it, i was like WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!









and thats my bro-in-law again.. LOOKING GOOD BRADDER JOE!!! yeah.. they have this irrigation method to water the plants every 2 hours, and also great fertilizers, and not to mention spraying pesticides using this HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE hose... if u'll there while they're spraying, u 'll die..

soo i'll post again soon! bb!

Yaw! sorry didnt blog fer lyk... a long time! been reaally buzy lately.. yeah, skool just started and all... but im updating today... aaand i have nothing interesting to blog about.. soo heres some stuff i would like u guys to check out! really funny..

FIRST WRONG MOVE OF HUMAN KIND!!!




ok! heres to all star wars fans!! (including me) i was laughing soo hard at it, i fell from my chair! especially the ben kenobi thing!! HAHAAHAHAH!~ Need a job?? JOIN THE STORM TROOPERS!!!









YAY!! soo thats it! hehe.. going melaka tomorrow! till next time! Bye Bye~

YEAH PPL IM DAYM EXCITED RIGHT NOW!!! WHY??? CUZ IM ABOUT TO TELL U GUYS SOMETHING THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY!!! WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS?, WELL THATS BECAUSE MY FINGERS ARE STUCK ON THE CAPS LOCK! haha that one was a joke.. nah it wasnt stuck to it.. BUT WHO CARES IM SOO DAMN EXCITED! anyway. my new years resolution of the year is........................ padadap padadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ( drums playing ) im gona beeeeeeee ACTIVE ON FACEBOOK!!! yeah as much as i blog.. so yeah haha. prepare to see a lot of kind-little-ol-me in facebook from now on! xD..

well thats not the onleh announcement im gona make.. u wont believe the second one... im gona go ahead and type a little lower just for the suspense..


















BOO! yup the announcement is actually>>>























well me, Hykarl Sufardi,... is the ONE AND ONLY GUY WITH MY NAME SPELT H.Y.K.A.R.L IN TEH WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! IM PRETTY SURE ABOUT IT!! ok what i did was just google my name and also searched in facebook... well im pretty sure thats enough to know.. anyway, heres the best part.. if you can prove me wrong on this one, you have the power for me to do anything you want me to do.. ONCE.. doest matter what really.. aslong as it does not involve anything embarassing... okays? who ever thought of me having the one and only HYKARL in the world.. oh and btw, new born babies doesnt count.. soo see yah!

Yippe! The day before new years eve i was already celebrating with karaoke! The company of my dad rented the whole karaoke place in Holiday Villa Hotel Subang... it was quite "happening"! The food was awesome..

The karaoke event is actually a competition for the staffs.. however it was open to guest singers.. Cuz i was not associated with the company whatsoever, get this, who ever thought of ME being a JUDGE! lolz.. Ok it wasnt that absurd cuz.. well, you can say i got "ears" for music.. haha.. The other two judges are >> Eugene, a real life DJ! and Dato' Dahlan the white dude in the pic who was the owner of the company.. yeah.. surprisingly, there were no argument for the top three winners..

And yeah, just to prove that im not a hypocrite, I decided to wear a.. pink coloured shirt..
See? Guys do look ok wearing pink.. why do you hink they MAKE the shirts in the first place?

Anyway, I sing abit when everyone got home XD… it was fun.. will blog about new years eve next time.. chiaw

MUHAHAHA! Feast your eyes on my new army of chillies to take over the world of.... er.. to take over the chilli market! yeah.. this time, no monkeys shall eat it! i mean cmon, not even monkeys eat chili straight from the plant right?? RIGHT?? watever.. heres the image..



Ok to reinforce this, there also another type of plant (is this correct? ) that i grew next to the chili.. Ladies Fingers! anyway, i have absolutely no idea they grew like this.. i thought they grew like chillies.. but this is different... take a look..













That’s right.. no pictures… I’ve been having problems lately with my internet connection.. don’t know why but I cant seem to add pic to my blog ( except the chilli ). I will post the picture very soon.. Anywho, looking forward to a new school term! BahBye…

I feel that this day was worth blogging 4.. it was the 13th of December.. a lot of things happen. Sry for not blogging as often as I should..

The day started with breakfast the THE best nasi daun pisang restaurant evahh! To some of u who dun understand it, its actually an Indian restaurant ( is it? ) that serves rice and delightful condiments on a (you guessed it) a leaf from a banana tree.. no plates.. The pic below explains it all..


That’s my sister, Tasha, and Joe, my brother in law.. It was my first time there and the restaurant truly is the best place to have nasi daun pisang.. however, I am forbid to share the location of the gastronomical delightful restaurant.. Cuz my sis said it’ll be overly crowded.. its already is.. neway, Joe came up with a solution.. If you really wana know, then you would have to come over my house, I’ll blindfold you, drive you to the place, and let you eat facing the wall.. xD haha!!



Ok enuff of that, next, we went to buy my moms hush puppies shoe.. My sister insisted we go to the curve instead and it turns out they didn’t have the model that my mom wanted.. so she decided to buy clarks instead… which was fine and I was incredibly bored.. soo I was pulled by the sound of live music! There was a band of violin players and they were playing the song viva la vida song by coldplay beautifully! VIVA LA VIDA!! Cool cool..

Then in the evening we went kite flying at the Bukit Jelutong Field! Weeeeeeeee~
I’ll tell you something, the field is infested with people who plays remote controlled planes and helicopters.. and I dun mean the itty bitty small sized ones.. im talking bout the BIG AND EXPENSVE ONES! I just knew that they were laughing at me.. they intentionally flew above my head and do tricks and what not.. I feel like tearing apart those stupid things!! WARGH!! Neway, cuz they was no wind, my kite flying mission turned into an EPIC FAIL! Or in malay, KEGAGALAN EPIK! Hahahaha! No biggie, I’ll fly it next time..



So at night, another interesting thing happened! I got married in ragnarok online! YAYS! xD Omg people u don’t know how hard it is for me to persuade her to do this… >.< It was really, really difficult.. But in the end she said okays! Weee~ I was the third guy from left and she was the second from left.. I’ll ask for her permission to post her name here in my tagboard when I got the chance.. dun wan her to scold me.. ehehe..

Soo that sums up the day.. buh bye and peace out!

yeah soo i decided to post some pics to prove that i ACTUALLY visit the gym... Pls note that these pics are not in anyway, erm, how u put it, Photoshopped.. LOL.. Peace out.. Mind you its a very small gym..

Alright soo this is the first discussion im having here in my blog.. soo basically im gona state the topic and then imma say my opinion about it! please note that without u guys ( my faithful, lovely readers ), there will be no such thing as a discussion.. then its gona be just... My opinion.. which is.. boring.. sucks..

Neway so the topic 4 today issssssssss.... padadap padada: IS PINK A GIRLS COLOUR?
I mean come on!! I personally LoVe Pink... why does everybody else think its a girls colour? to me, even though majority of girls love pink, why cant guys too? i mean, i've been called gay and sissy boy many time cuz of this =.=..

soo plz leave ur comments on the tag board.. cuz i personally think that pink is NOT a girls colour.. colours dont have sex..

LOLXX GUYS READ THIS!! it turns out some gay people were arguing about the LOTR characters! When i read this i almost died.. no seriously..

On the date of this blog post, I, Hykarl, personally, without a push from any party whatsoever, for the first time, WENT AND WORK OUT IN THE GYM!! lolxxx..

All this while ppl, i've been to scared to step a foot into the gym in my Condo.. Cuz u know how i am.. How i look like.. Not really a good body to show off.. >.<.. but today, at 10.30 in the morning, i said to myself, "Ah fish it man! Imma go there and work out in public! although there were just one uncle there ( who looked scary and stared at me when i walked in ) i try to say hello and spend about 5 minutes figuring out how to use the equipment. Huu huu.. i used the cardio machine for 30 mins.. it was nice XD.. but well im gona lift weights some other time..

When Im walking back from the gym, i couldnt stop myself from grinning and smiling.. I was grinning soo hard i was coughing! eheh.. In malay, the best way to express this is " Senyum or Tersengih sampai batuk! " haha! This is really a milestone in my life cuz i was too scared to do it before.. Some of you would laugh and think its lame, but this means a lot to me.. really..

Soo yeah, hehe.. i wana be one of the guys who go and work out! ^^ Exercise often, keep up my diet, and start transforming myself to look better! pls support me! all of u guys motivation and support really helps alot! Thx again for reading and have a nice day ppl! (:

HAHA!! i found these pic on the net! hope u like it! especially to die hard star wars fans like me! LOL!

Heya! soo i decided to post about what i do today on the 1st of december! To some of you, what i do today can be a complete waste of time, but trust me, its not. try doing it, but some of the things cant be done in the city~ hahax

Today, there was no skool.. soo i stayed at home.. to summarize what i do today in one word = nothing.. However, nothing can be alot of things.. I woke up a 8 today with the thought of wanting to do nothing.. no plans, no schedule, nothing in particular to follow.. First thing i do i go outside to my garden. look into my fish pond, breathing in the fresh morning air.. plants & trees around my house and the grass on my field are wet with morning dew.. then i feed my fishes.. watching my koi fish eat and swim freely in my pond make me feel so.. peaceful.

Then i saw something when i was inspecting my plants.. A Praying Mantis! haha got the pic.. that thing could fly~! O.o

When was the last time u just lie down and look up at the sky? see the cloud moves.. different shapes and sizes.. It makes you feel soo alive and free.. Mind you i could stare at the clouds for hours.. I just love them and alot of people think thats stupid!! ARGH!!!

Neway, had rendang for lunch! it was nice! i was enjoying my meal outside on my Tangga Melaka ( means Melacca stairs in Malay )there were gentle breeze and alot birds around.. Kingfishers, Woodpeckers and a type of bird i dunno whats it called ( Blue & Yellow) are commonly seen around my house.. ahh, sitting cross legged, eating kampung styled home cooking in a kampung environment.. Its like heaven on earth!

I spend a whole hour in the evening on my field and doing what? ehehe, i was looking for a 4 leaf clover! thats what! but i failed.... its hard y'noe? imma try again soon~ really hope to find one.. then im gona post it here..

my tomatoes are ruined!!! BLOODY MONKEYS!!! THEY DESTROYED THEM!!! but i still got some left... sob.. wuwuwuwuwu...

So this basically it.. Although i did nothing, but i really did spend time, with myself.. nature has this ability of making you feel peace.. soo heres what you should do. take a day off, have no plans whats so ever, be alone and play with nature.. Theres soo many things to look at and discover.. even if its just one tree, look at it like you're looking at it for the first time.. You'll be amazed..

My tomatoes are almost done! weeee!! dunno what to do with them though...

The fields you see in the pic is actually the field that i jog on everyday! not really jog but, walk around and around.. oh oh! and also to play badminton on! rocks!! its infront of my house... MY OWN PRIVATE FIELD! muhaha! no stepping on grass...

Haha try to answer this!!! I bet u get confused..